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Butcher’s confession shocks villagers

Posted by jambonewspot on March 29, 2010

Villagers of Kathiru in Embu East District were shocked last week when their trusted butcher confessed in court about the source of the meat that had made him popular.

Nyaga had been their favourite butcher for years. There was dismay in the packed court when he explained how he came by the meat he sold so cheaply to the villagers.

“Meat is meat, judge,” he declared. “If what people believe to be taboo meat was meant to kill, these villagers would all be dead.”

The villagers heard that they had been feasting on skunks, monkeys and other wild animals.

Nyaga was an unorthodox butcher. He had no weighing machine and relied on his left hand to weigh meat. Villagers ended up with larger chunks than they would have bought at the nearby Runyenjes town.

Besides, his prices were elastic. For instance, at the middle of the month he sold meat at half price. “I love you people and understand that these are difficult times,” he would tell customers when they asked why he always reduced his prices at mid month.

Fortune grew

Above all, the villagers liked Nyaga because he sold meat on credit. He was very patient and some villagers, on learning about this ‘weakness’, promised to pay him when they received their annual tea bonus.

Nyaga’s butchery became popular in the neighbouring villages. He even started rearing chickens in his backyard as his fortune grew. It was not long before he expanded his business premises and started a pub. It became popular with drunkards and idlers, especially youths.

What particularly attracted the idlers was the cheap tasty soup and roast meat that were sold next to the pub.

Then Nyaga started selling chicken meat. A Sh10 chunk of chicken meat was enough to add taste to fried githeri. Villagers had never had it so good.

Baboon limbs

However, one unlucky morning Nyaga’s trick was uncovered by a drunkard. Nyaga’s scouts had brought in the meat early in the morning. They passed by the drunkard who had slept in the trench overnight at the pub’s backyard and had just woken up.

Marangu, the drunkard, was shocked to see what the boys had brought in.

He woke up and rushed to summon the villagers. The angry villagers gathered immediately and rushed to Nyaga’s place and forced their way in. They forced him to carry the game meat and marched him to the local police station.

When Marangu was summoned by the court as a witness, he said, “Judge, I am not drunk today. In fact I vowed never to drink again when I saw what we used to eat as roasted meat. We did not eat roasted goat but roasted baboons.”

Nyaga pleaded guilty to the charges and even freely confessed like one possessed. “I used to make the rich soup with rats, moles and baboon limbs. Judge, I ask the court to forgive me.”

Outside the courtroom, some villagers vowed to become vegetarians there and then.
Source-The Standard

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Barack Obama: Kisumu’s Favorite Son

Posted by jambonewspot on March 29, 2010

Obama memorabilia The US president means more than just a home-town boy done good -- it’s about Kenyan politics too. (Photo: Reuters)

Obama memorabilia The US president means more than just a home-town boy done good -- it’s about Kenyan politics too. (Photo: Reuters)

By Jodi Clarke

On the edge of Kisumu on the shores of Lake Victoria, Irene Akinyi holds up a kanga with Barack Obama’s face resting between two African continents. She wants 500 Kenyan shillings (Ksh) for the garment. Not a bad deal, she says, considering she was selling them at double the price only a few months ago.

“Last year we sold 1 000 of these kangas,” says the 19-year-old stall-owner, holding up the traditional piece of clothing worn by local women around their waist. “This year, we’ve only sold three so far. T-shirts, kangas, badges — nobody wants them anymore.”

That the sales environment for Obama kitsch has quietened down is hardly surprising. But what is, is the sombre resignation that has come with it. Many locals expected Obama to do something for the area where his father was born and which he visited several times before running for the presidency.

Instead, in a very public reproof to Kenya’s corruption-riddled political system, he visited Ghana after his election — a country held up as a beacon of peace and stability on the continent.

“People have begun to realise that they can’t wait for Obama to help them,” says Dan Omombi, a taxi driver and former political activist. “They thought he would deliver the goodies, but he hasn’t. So people realise they’ll have to work hard themselves.”

But then, that’s no bad thing.

Where investment hasn’t come, American tourists and aid workers have, with a definite upsurge in visitors since his election, according to local travel agent Rosellyne Mokaya.

One of them, from Charlottesville, Virginia, is unloading sacks of grain from a 4×4 just off the Oginga Odinga Road, which cuts through the town. His name is Jonathan Martin and he is a Christian aid worker who has come “to share the gospel with the needy people of Kenya”.

“There was a lot of excitement and enthusiasm leading up to the election as to what he was going to do for Kenyans. People were handing out badges and other Obama paraphernalia. There was one man praying in the street.

“But people now see that he’s just another politician. He isn’t necessarily going to put food on their tables. He didn’t exactly make Kenya the 51st state. But if he can put pressure on the government here over corruption, there will be results. A lot of money comes into Kenya and no one knows where it goes.”

And it is the very state of Kenya’s politics that accounts for much of Obama’s popularity in the country.

That’s because the enthusiasm which greeted his election was never just about “home town boy done good”.

Obama’s father came from the local Luo community. And in Kenya’s fractured tribal politics, that means a lot. In December 2007 the local MP, Raila Odinga, lost the presidential election in a controversial poll that resulted in some of the worst violence since independence from Britain in 1963. Luos have never held the presidency. And many felt they were cheated yet again by the Kikuyu tribe, who make up about 20% of the population and have twice held the presidency; the current president, Mwai Kibaki, is one of them.

Walking the streets of Kisumu you stumble on the frustration everywhere. Photos of Odinga, the prime minister in the current unity government, hang from store fronts, while on the main thoroughfare a crowd of about 100 people has gathered to hear a spokesperson for Odinga’s ODM party deliver a fiery speech.

“They manipulate the people of Nyanza in our own land,” he says, a bottle of Sprite in his left hand, the other gesticulating wildly over the crowd. “That lake [Lake Victoria] makes 80-billion Ksh a year from fish and where does it all go? To the Kikuyus. All the money goes to some clerk who then gives it to Kibaki.

“But God didn’t predict that Kikuyus would rule forever. This is the time of Kenya. This generation must make history.”

That Obama could become president of the US before a Luo became president of Kenya, therefore, means a lot to the people.

But then, it means a lot to all Kenyans. “He’s a very clever guy, very brave. On top of that, he is our son,” says Jared Okumu, nursing a beer in the Imperial Hotel in the town.

“He rose from nothing and he has never forgotten where he came from. That is to be respected. I mean he is respected worldwide.”

Source: Mail & Guardian Online

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Queries raised over military choppers that have yet to fly

Posted by jambonewspot on March 29, 2010

Did Kenya buy defective helicopters from China? That is the question being asked by military engineers after it became apparent that eight Chinese choppers delivered to Nairobi in January have not been flown.

The helicopters were bought from a company that has previously supplied planes to Kenya.

However, the ministry of Defence said the helicopters had not been grounded but did not explain why they have not taken to the air three months after they were delivered.

“We wish to state that so far we do not have any Z-9 helicopters which are grounded,” the DoD spokesman Bogita Ongeri said in response to enquiries about the aircraft. But engineers at DoD said the military utility helicopters had never been airborne since they were delivered in January.

Sources at DoD said several of the eight helicopters were meant to beef up the VIP fleet that is usually at the disposal of the President, Prime Minister and the Vice-President.

Currently, President Kibaki uses the French-manufactured Puma helicopters that are reconfigured for VIP usage.

As military utility helicopters, the Z-9 have a variety of roles including ground attack, air assault, cargo, reconnaissance and troop transport. They can carry 10 armed soldiers.

VIP fleet

Engineers note that while they expected the “new” helicopters to reinforce the VIP fleet, they were disappointed that they had not flown three months after arrival.

“For three months we have waited for them to take to the skies but to no avail,” our source, who cannot be named as he is not authorised to speak to the media, said.

The Harbin Z-9 is a Chinese military utility helicopter licence-built version of the French Eurocopter Dauphin.

The first Z-9 flew in 1981, and was built in China by the Harbin Aircraft Manufacturing Corp from components supplied by Aérospatiale.

This is the same French firm that supplied the Puma helicopters still in service for the Kenya Air Force.

The latest armed version, the Z-9WA, was introduced in 2005 and has night attack capabilities with an under-nose low-light TV and infra-red observing and tracking unit.

Information on the purchase of the choppers is contained in the latest factsheet of the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI), which monitors worldwide purchase and transfer of military hardware.

According to SIPRI, the four Z-9WA armed version helicopters were ordered last year by the ministry of Defence and delivered in January.

The DoD termed the purchase of the helicopters a prerequisite for readiness on the part of the military.

Mr Ongeri said the acquisition of the helicopters is one of a series of steps aimed at modernising the armed forces.

“We have an obligation to equip our soldiers with the very best, most modern equipment/systems our nation and budget can provide,” he said.

Without revealing how the country procured the aircraft, DoD said contracts in regard to procurement of military equipment the world over take a long time.

Last week, SIPRI disclosed that Kenya had spent more than Sh45 billion on military equipment.

This was the third largest budgetary military expenditure in Eastern and Southern Africa.

Kenya’s expenditure

African countries that exceeded Kenya’s expenditure were South Africa and Angola.

Last year, DoD was on the spot when it insisted that tanks imported from the Ukraine belonged to Kenya while it was generally assumed the end user was Southern Sudan.

The department promised to take journalists on a trip to show the tanks in action but, more than a year since the pledge, nothing has come of it.

Since President Kibaki took office late in December 2002, Kenya has continually looked to China and Eastern Europe countries for its arms and military hardware.

In 2006, Kenya bought an estimated 400 troop-carrying vehicles from China in a deal that sparked questions from other suppliers.

A year later, Kenya bought 32 armoured personnel carriers from China.

Earlier, the country had received Y-12 military utility planes from the same country.

Queries over the state of the Chinese choppers came as the Sunday Nation learned that the much-awaited Jordanian fighter jets that cost taxpayers Sh1.6 billion are expected in the country next month.

Meanwhile, DoD has said it is in negotiations with the Spanish firm awarded the tender to build a warship for the Kenya Navy in May 2003.

Mr Ongeri said DoD has entered into arbitration with the ship manufacturers, Astilleros Gondan, and the company awarded the deal, Euromarine Industries.

The Defence and Foreign Relations Committee chaired by the then Laikipia West MP, Mr G.G. Kariuki, had in 2007 asked the government to hire independent experts to evaluate the naval ship’s works and services done as a basis for working out payments to the shadowy Euromarine Industries.

“Other options the government may consider include nullifying existing contracts and renegotiating new terms and entering into new well thought-out agreements with a clear exit strategy to safeguard public funds,” the report says.

The committee recommended that those who deliberately make the government enter into irregular and lop-sided procurement contracts where Kenya stands to lose money, image and international standing should be dealt with firmly.

Naval ship contract

The committee urged the government to bear in mind the need to protect public funds in whatever action it takes on the naval ship contract.

Although DoD declined to state how much money had been paid to Euromarine Industries, independent sources put the figure at Sh2.3 billion.

Euromarine Industries is reported to be demanding a staggering Sh1.8 billion for same ship.

The naval ship deal is among the 18 dodgy contracts that the government either terminated or suspended after the Anglo Leasing and Finance scandal blew up.

Euromarine Industries was awarded the contract to construct the ship for a staggering Sh4.1 billion (Euros 51,997,000).

The firm is said to have proposed a medium term financial package that was to ease the budgetary burden on the government.

Source-Daily Nation

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